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Joy: [as Riley goes to the penalty box, two minutes for tripping; voice-over] Okay, looks like we have a couple of minutes while Riley takes a breather. Let me catch you up. Riley is still exceptional. And not just because she's the top of her class, which by the way, she is. She's also really kind, and she's nice to stray cats, I mean, come on! Oh, and she's officially a teenager now. She got very tall, very fast. Anger: [off-screen] Did we grow overnight?! Sadness: [off-screen] Oh. That was our favorite shirt. Joy: [voice-over] We even got braces with extra rubber bands! Dentist: How does it feel? Riley: Great! [one of the extra rubber bands snaps off from her braces and hits the dentist's face] Dentist: Ow. Riley: Sorry. Joy: Riley's personality islands are still going strong. Disgust: Glad to see Boy Band Island finally broke up. Fear: But Goofball is still monkeying around! [laughs] Sadness: Wait, where's Family Island? Joy: It's right there. [gives Sadness binoculars] Sadness: [s

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Coach Roberts: [to Riley, Grace, and Bree] Hey, girls. Congratulations on your win! Joy: [gasps] That's the high school coach! [she and Disgust exclaim excitedly] Coach Roberts: What a game! That last play? Whoo! The three of you were impressive! Riley: Thanks, Coach Roberts. Coach Roberts: Look, its last minute, but every year, I do a three-day skills camp. I invite all the best players in the area. I'd love for you girls to come. Fear: Are we in a dream right now? Please, can somebody pinch me? [Anger punches him in the arm] Definitely awake. Joy: If we impress Coach, she'll put the three of us on the team next year. Anger: Ooh, the Fire Hawks. Finally, a team I can get behind! Coach Roberts: What do you say? Riley: YES! Thank you, Coach! Thank you, thank you! Bree and Grace: [in unison] YES! Coach Roberts: Great! We'll see you tomorrow. [Riley and her friends squeal in excitement; Later that evening, at Riley's house...] Jill: What a big day! Bill: Ha! You are such an all-star! Oh,

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Sadness: Joy, are you taking that where I think you're taking that? Joy: Wanna come this time? Sadness: Yes. I-I mean, no. Oh, no. I-I-I really shouldn't. Joy: You know, you’re the only one who hasn't been to the Belief System. Sadness: Yeah, it’s just that it's new, and I know how important it is, and I don't wanna mess it up, break it, burn it to the ground or anything. Joy: Sadness, you won't hurt it, I promise. Have I ever steered you wrong before? Sadness: Yeah. Many times.

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Jill: [enters Riley's room as Riley wakes up] Riley, you aren't packed yet? Riley: [as Anger presses a button on the console, Riley is frustrated] You're always on me! Can't you just lay off for like one second?! Disgust: Uh, overreact much? Anger: I barely touched it. Those morons broke the console!!! Jill: Riley, what's wrong? Sadness: Oh. Mom looks sad. [presses a button on the console, making Riley feel more emotional] Riley: I'm the WORST! [cries] Jill: Oh, no. Honey... Sadness: I barely touched it. Anger: That's what I said. [Riley then sniffs her armpits] Disgust: Let the professional handle this. [cracks her knuckles and presses a button on the console, making Riley overreact] Riley: [???] I'm too gross to go to camp, OR ANYWHERE EVER *AGAAAAAAAAAAAIIIIIIIIINNNNNNNNNNNNN!* [?] Disgust: Oh, yeah, this is totally broken. [Zoom into Jill's mind and her emotions.] Jill's Anger: Well, we all knew this day would come. Jill's Sadness: Remember, we agreed not to make a big deal about t

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Disgust: [notices Bree with a worried smile on her face] Wait, what was that? Joy: What was what? Disgust: We got a look. I don't like this. Joy: What? You're paranoid. Disgust: I never miss a look. [brings up a panel and begins typing; a system begins examining Bree and the screen zooms in on her pushed eyebrows] Enhance 224, 176. Track right, zoom in, right... there! Anger: So? Disgust: She's hiding something. But what? [Riley is suspicious; zoom into Bree's mind and emotions.] Bree's Sadness: What is she doing? Bree's Anger: She's looking at our look! Bree's Disgust: No, it's much more than that. [brings up the same panel and types, comparing Riley's suspicious expression with the same system] Bree's Joy: She looks the same to me. Bree's Disgust: Overlay and compare. See? Riley then, Riley now. Riley then, Riley now. Bree's Anger: It's so obvious. Bree's Sadness: But what does it mean? Bree's Disgust: [realizes] She knows we're hiding something. [Zoom into Grace's mind and emotions.

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Val: You're the one Coach told us about. Riley, from... Michigan, right? Anger: It's Minnesota, sweetie! Disgust: No, no, no, no! We cannot correct Val Ortiz. [The console suddenly turns orange, with Riley speaking in an anxious manner.] Riley: Yep, that's me. Riley from good ol' Michigan. [chuckles nervously] Joy: [confused] Orange? Who made the console orange? Anger: Do I look orange? Fear: I didn't touch it. Disgust: Orange is not my color. Sadness: Not me. Anxiety: Hello, everybody! [the emotions scream in surprise as Joy protects them] Oh, my gosh. I am just such a huge fan of yours! And now, here I am, meeting you, face to face. [squeals] Okay. How can I help? Joy: Uh... Anxiety: I can either take notes, get coffee, manage your calendar, walk your dog, carry your things, watch you sleep. Joy: Wow, you have a lot of energy. Maybe you could just stay in once place. Anxiety: Anything. Just call my name and I'm here for you. Joy: Okay, love that and what was your name again? Anxiety:

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Coach Roberts: Ladies! Settle in means settle down. I need your focus. Which means now I'm going to need your cellphones. All of them. [the girls all complain over this; tuts] You're here to work, not goof around. [glares sternly at Riley] Got that, Andersen? Riley: [moronically] Yes, Coach... Coach Roberts: Please put all your phones in the basket. You'll get them back at the end of camp. [walks around, holding the basket as all the girls drop their cellphones in it, and so does Riley] Grace: [whispering] Wow. Coach is so serious.

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Fear: WE ARE SUPPRESSED EMOTIONS! RUN!!! Joy: Stay calm! Riley's going to be fine. Totally fine. No need to run. Bloofy: Hey, there. You know what we call that? "Denial". Can you say "denial"? [Fear's flashlight points to a 2D preschool show character; the emotions scream] Hi, friends! [talking to "the audience"; breaking the fourth wall] Welcome! It's so good to have you here with us today! Joy: [laughs] It's Bloofy! Disgust: From that preschool show Riley used to like? Bloofy: That's right, and here's a little secret. [presses his nose against the jar, making Fear nervous] <small>Riley still likes the show.</small> [walks away from the jar and turns to the audience to sing his song with Joy dancing along in the background; singing] ♪ Stomp like an elephant, scurry like a mouse, make your way down to Bloofy's House! ♪ Anger: Please kill me... Joy: Bloofy, we're in a real pickle! Could you help us get out of here? Bloofy: [to the audience] Uh, oh! We're gonna need your help! Can you fi

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Disgust: You listen to me, Lance Slashblade. No one is totally worthless. Lance Slashblade: But I am a warrior cursed with a feeble attack. Disgust: Then you must make your curse your gift!

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Ennui: [exhausted] Why are we up so early? Anxiety: Because mon-ami, we need to speed things up. And that means we hit the ice early and practice like we've never practiced before. Ennui: Aren't we already good at hockey? Envy: We're good, but the Fire Hawks are great. Anxiety: That's right. [Riley misses a puck, making her skate around the rink] Every time we miss, we skate a lap around the rink. Hockey is not a game; it is a sport. Envy: That was amazing. Anxiety: We need to be that good every time. Let's run it again. Val: Hey, I see I'm not the only one who likes to start early. Anxiety: You guys, it's Val! We had the same idea! Envy: We're basically the same person. We're gonna be best friends! Val: How long have you been here? Riley: I-I don't know. Maybe an hour? I just wanted to get in some extra ice time. Val: I'm the same way. Anxiety: Oh, my gosh. She gets us. Val: See? I told the other girls you'd figure it out. You get what it takes to be the best. Envy: Look at us. This i

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Riley: [sarcastically] Oh, yeah. Get Up and Glow is so awesome. Bree: Riley, what are you talking about? You love Get Up and Glow. Riley: Oh! Uh... Hey, guys. Envy: [growls frustratedly] Oh, why are our best friends always trying to hang out with us!? Grace: Come on, Riley, we just went to their concert. Riley: Well, yeah. I mean, sure. But like… Bree: But what? Grace: We had a great time! Anxiety: Grace, you are not helping. Riley: [sarcastically] Oh, yeah. We had a great time. Joy: Why can't they just leave her alone? Anger: What are we gonna do now, Joy?! Joy: We go the long way, which is the best way. Stretch those hammies, Anger! Let's go!

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Joy: Okay, well, this isn’t working. And that's fine. Everything’s fine. Disgust: This is hopeless. I say we cut our losses and walk back. Fear: This whole trip is just a series of deader and deader ends! Anger: Ever since that puberty alarm went off, nothing around here works the way it's supposed to! Disgust: I don't even recognize this place anymore. It's light out at 1:00 in the morning! Fear: I have never been inside so many jars in my life. Disgust: And the Riley we knew is gone! Anger: And if Joy can't see that, well, then she's delusional! Joy: [turns around and stares at them] Delusional? [snaps] OF COURSE I'M DELUSIONAL! Do you know how hard it is to stay positive all the time? When all you folks do is complain, complain, complain! Jiminy mother-loving toaster strudel! [smacks the controls of the vehicle, whilst Fear cowers and Anger smiles] Do you think I have all the answers? Of course I don't! [sighs heavily] We can't even find the back of her own mind. [cowers in front of

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Joy: Come on, we just need to cut through… [gasps] Imagination Land! Oh, you guys are going to love it! There's French Fry Forest, Cloud Town and… [notices some changes around] Whoa. This place has changed. Mount Crushmore? Fear: Those are her top four? Disgust: [sighs dreamily] The only one that matters is Lance. Joy: Well, at least they got his good side. Disgust: Every side is his good side.

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Anxiety: All we got to do is to sneak into her office and read it. Come on, Riley, move those feet. Envy: She doesn't want to...? Anxiety: Are we pushing her too hard? Envy: We have got to see what's in the notebook. It's the only way for us to know how we can do better. [touches the console]

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Anxiety: Wait, why'd she stop? [gasps, seeing the console turning blue] Sadness? Ennui! Where's your phone? Ennui: [starts panicking] Ooh-la-la... My phone! Where is my phone? Seriously?! [looks under the couch] This is not happening! No, no, no, no, NO! Anxiety: Okay, she's gotta be here somewhere. Find her. Envy: GOTCHA!

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Fear: That is a lot. Joy: This is more than I remember sending back here. Disgust: [picks up a memory of Riley bumping her head into a glass door] Oh, when she walked into that glass door at that party. Oof! Joy: Yeah, and breaking Grandma's favorite plate. Thank goodness these aren't part of her.

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Disgust: Okay, so how do we get her Sense of Self from here to there? Anger: [sighs] I have an idea, but I really don't like it. Joy: Anger, Riley needs us. Anger: [reluctantly] OH, POUCHY! [echoes; no response] Well, what are you waiting for? Say the words. Emotions: OH, POUCHY! [echoes] Pouchy: [suddenly appearing in front of them] Hi, everybody! I'm Pouchy! Anger: We know! Joy: Pouchy, we need to get back to Headquarters. Do you have anything that can help us? Pouchy: I have lots of items. Which one do you think will work the best? A roll of tape, a rubber ducky, or-- Anger: No time! [pulls him down and takes out three sticks of dynamite from his mouth] Disgust: Seriously, Pouchy? Dynamite? Don't you have, like, a-a jetpack, a plane or something that's gonna help us?! Pouchy: [miffed] What do you think; I have everything in here?! I offered you the rubber ducky. I offered you the tape. Joy: [gets an idea] I know what to do. But we're gonna need a lot more dynamite. Pouchy: You know

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Coach Roberts: [blowing her whistle after Riley aggressively slams into Grace by accident; sharply] Andersen! Penalty box, two minutes. Anxiety: [horrified] NO! Bree: Grace, are you okay? Envy: We hurt Grace! Anxiety: It all happened so fast. I didn't even see her!

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Grace: Riley, you okay? Riley: [gets up] Yeah. I mean... no. [starts breaking down] I was such a jerk to you, guys. When you guys told me you were going to a different school, I freaked out. And... [sighs] I'm so sorry. If you don't want to be friends anymore, I get it. But… I really hope that you can forgive me… someday.

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Anxiety: I love our girl. Joy: How could you not? She's super smart. Sadness: And great at hockey. Disgust: She's really creative. Ennui: She can be bored, but never boring. Joy: But she can be a little sarcastic from time to time. Fear: She can have really bad ideas. Anger: Occasionally, she can do the wrong things. Joy: Sometimes, she can be too hard on herself, but every bit of Riley makes her who she is. And we love all of our girl. Every messy, beautiful piece of her.

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Jill: So, Riley, how was camp? Joy: Okay, we talked about this. We tell them everything. Riley: Uh... Anxiety: But what about sneaking into Coach's office? Anger: What about hitting Grace? Envy: Remember the lying? Disgust: Are we gonna tell her about the Fire Hawks? Anger: She doesn't need to know. Fear: Objection! Ennui: Pardon. Excusez moi. [presses a button on the console app on her phone] Riley: [nonchalantly] It was good. [eats her food] Jill's Anger: She goes away for three days and all we get is, "good"? Jill's Anxiety: [appears from the curtains] And what about the red in her hair?! Did she join a gang? Jill's Sadness: [gives her tea to chill] Welcome back, Anxiety. Bill's Anxiety: [pops up] She goes away for three days and all we get is, "good"?! Bill's Anger: Yeah. Sounds right. Back to the game.