Sydney White

Professor Carleton: We are taught from an early age that this is a government of the people, by the people, and for the people. But what many Americans do not know is how much the Founding Fathers were as scared of democracy as they were of British oppression. Can anyone tell me why that is? Professor Carleton: The young man snoring there, perhaps? Professor Carleton & Terrence: Can anyone tell me why is this not neccesarily so? Professor Carleton: Ah, Terrence. Still here after eight years! class laugh What do you say we give someone else a chance to respond this time? Why not you, Miss? Sydney: White. Well, I have to say that...uh... Sydney: I have to say that that is underestimating the masses a bit, not to mention overestimating the elites. Aparthied was an oligarchy, and no one wants that to return. Professor Carleton: Interesting/

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Spanky: Dudes...that thing has touched boobs. Terrence Lubinecki: Of course... The sturdy, breathable fabric is designed to maintain mammary elasticity. Spanky: Shut up, Terrence. You're ruining the moment for me.

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Sydney: Why is he asleep? Lenny: Embele is from Abuja, Nigeria. Interesting geography fact is that our time zone and theirs are literally on the other side of the world. Our 10 PM is their 10 AM, so he has not yet adjusted. Sydney: I see. How long has Embele been studying in the United States? Lenny: Three years.

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Gurkin: This from the guy who still is a Junior Tiger Guide. George: I am only one merit badge away from getting promoted to Tiger Guide. Gurkin: Yeah, I can tell which one. George: Knots are hard.

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My diet is working! I lost five pounds!.

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Terrence: Three-quarters of first dates end in disappointment for one or both parties, studies show. I hope you beat the odds. Tyler: Me too. Gurkin: If you try any funny stuff I will unleash the power of the internet on you. I will register you as a sex offender in all 50 states, and Canada. Tyler: Wow. George: Yeah! And I'll kick your ass.

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