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Fuck Facebook!

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Dr. Lars: It's too early to know who's winning the fight: the medicine or the disease. George: Did anybody ever tell you you have a scary accent? Dr. Lars: You are a very funny man. I enjoy your movies. George: And I enjoy all of your movies. Pieter Vanhecke: Matthias is een platte gast. Dr. Lars: [surprised] Which movies? George: The ones where you try to kill Bruce Willis.

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George: So, Ira Wright? That's not your real name. You're hiding some Judaism. Ira: I don't think I can hide that. My face is circumcised.

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Mark: When my grandfather died, there was one candle next to his bed. And the candle started flickering. We all thought it was him going to Heaven, you know? Leo: You don't pass through fire to get to Heaven. I think he went to Hell.

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Clarke: So, you're going to kill Cameron Diaz, eh? That girl is a menace to society, isn't she? Fuck her! [laughs, then looks at Laura] What? She's on my free pass list. Who's on yours? Laura: George. Clarke: [points at George] This George? George: Look out. Laura: Yeah. Clarke: Oh, well. Then I just want Cameron dead. Over her dead body.

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Mark: Don't put me in this position where I have to fuck my way out of a corner! Leo: He'll do it too. I've seen him.

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Laura: No cussing in your standup. George: That takes out half of my act.

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Leo: If you put "cue kitten" in the title of your YouTube video, you're going to get 1,000,000 hits. And then I link that to my website and you can see my stand-up on my website. It's genius. Ira: Why don't you call it, like, "Megan Fox Blows Someone"? And then more people would Google that.