The Sweetest Thing

Christina: And what if Jane is the girl of your dreams, and you'll never know. Peter: That is the sweetest thing. I never thought I'd meet the girl of my dreams by having somebody grab me in a bar and say, "Hey, you, man, I have good woman for you. She is very hot and sweet. She is there. Jane, you dance for the man!"

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Christina: If I'm bah-jiggity about this guy Peter, it's only because you're telling me I am. Courtney: Oh, my God. Christina: What? Courtney: You've named the puppy.

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Gramps: Should have poked her in the whiskers when you had the chance. Roger: What's that, Gramps? Gramps: I met this hot young dish at the World's Fair back in 1940. Every moment with her was like a slice of heaven. Peter: I bet you really miss Grandma, huh? Gramps: Ah, fuck Grandma.

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Christina: I'm such an idiot. Courtney: No, you're not. Christina: I meet a guy for two minutes and I'm chasing after him like he's something special. Courtney: Well, maybe you want someone special for once, you know? Maybe you were thinkin' that you were tired of the game. Christina: You tired of the game? Courtney: Yep.

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Peter: I'd be careful with those fat-free chips. They cause anal leakage. Roger: You cause anal leakage.

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Christina: I did come to your wedding because I wanted to see you again. Because the feeling is mutual, and you'd better be a really good kisser. [Christina and Peter kiss.] Wow. That was weak. Peter: Weak? Christina: It's okay. You can try again.

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