Quotes

Other

You haven't changed a bit! You're still the most beautiful girl in the whole wide world!

Other

Too bad her boobs aren't in the middle of her face instead of that nose!

Other

I am actually quite handy if you ever need me to be an aid. I have got a big hammer, you know what I mean!

Dialogue

Elisabeth Sparkle: The balance must be respected. The Substance: So respect it.

Dialogue

Oliver: Hey, Sue! Elisabeth Sparkle: FUCK OFF!

Dialogue

Man at Diner: It's long, isn't it? Elisabeth Sparkle: Excuse me? Man at Diner: Seven days. Elisabeth Sparkle: [realizing he is also using The Substance] Did you follow me here? Man at Diner: I was just curious to find out how things were going for you. Each time you feel a little more lonely, don't you think? Elisabeth Sparkle: I don't know what you're talking about. I'm fine. Everything's fine. Man at Diner: It gets harder each time, to remember that you still deserve... to exist! That this part of yourself is still worth something! That you still matter! Man at Diner: Has she started yet? Eating away at you?

Dialogue

Elisabeth Sparkle: You have to... Sue: CONTROL YOURSELF!

Dialogue

Sue: [as the TV Host asks Sue what her beauty secret is] I don't know. Uh... Elisabeth Sparkle: Say it! Say it! Sue: Let me think. Elisabeth Sparkle: Say it! Tell them who your little beauty secret is! Sue: I guess... Elisabeth Sparkle: [undresses her housecoat] I would just show them right here. [flashes her television] Here's your little beauty secret. Sue: I guess I just try to be myself. To be sincere and grateful for all that I have. [as Elisabeth throws eggs at her television] And to always remember to leave with my heart.

Dialogue

Monstro ElisaSue: [as the New Year's Eve special descends into chaos] Don't be scared! It's still me! Elisabeth Sparkle: It's me! Monstro ElisaSue: I'm Elisabeth! I'm Sue!