Quotes

Dialogue

Hans: Are you laughing at me? Cleopatra: Why no, monsieur. Hans: Thanks, I'm glad. Cleopatra: Why should they laugh at you? Hans: Most big people do, they don't realize that I'm a man with the same feelings they have.

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Phroso: Don't go out filling your hide with a lot of booze celebrating. 'Cause fun what's got that way never done NO one no good. Get me? Venus: I got ya'. [stops and takes a closer look at Phroso] Say, you're a pretty good kid! Phroso: You're darn right I am! You should have caught me before my operation!

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Venus: She's still after Hans, ain't she? Frieda: Yeah. Always she's smiling by him. Venus: Yeah. Well, if she's smiling by somebody I know, she'll have to buy herself a new set of teeth!

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Frieda: Why is it, we women always have stuff to worry. Venus: Oh, it's always been that way. I guess it always will be.

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Frieda: I was saying, tonight you must not smoke such a big cigar. Your voice was very bad at tonight's show. Hans: Please, Frieda, don't tell me what I do. When I want a cigar, I smoke a cigar. I want no orders from a woman.

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Hercules: I'm tired of spending time and money on somebody like you. Venus: Yeah, your time, but my money.

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Angeleno: We'll make her one of us! A loving cup! A loving cup! Half Woman-Half Man: We accept her. One of us. We accept her. One of us. Knife thrower: Gooble, gobble! Gooble, gobble! Armless girl: We accept her. We accept her. All freaks: Gooble, gobble! Gooble, gobble!…