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Maybe you didn't hear me, Lombardo. You're finished in Blue Bay. And if I find you around my daughter again, you'll be finished, period. Get the fuck out of here.

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Sam: I was, until yesterday, a guidance counselor at Blue Bay High School. A student there is accusing me of rape. Kenneth Bowden: Male or female? Sam: The student is Kelly Van Ryan. Kenneth Bowden: As in Sandra Van Ryan? Sam: As in I'm fucked.

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Sam: [Bwoden is wearing a neck brace] What do you do to your neck? Kenneth Bowden: Oh, this? I don't have to wear it all the time. [looks out the window and takes it off] There was an insurance guy around here earlier.

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Kelly Van Ryan: I miss Dad. Sandra Van Ryan: I miss him too... sometimes... Kelly Van Ryan: No you don't! Sandra Van Ryan: He didn't HAVE to kill himself, Kelly.

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Kelly Van Ryan: I can't believe you called Sam. What's the matter with you? Suzie: I'm scared, that's what. I'm scared. There's no one to trust. Kelly Van Ryan: You can trust me.

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Suzie: You - you are gonna fuck me over, aren't you? Kelly Van Ryan: Oh, for chrissake. Suzie: You are! Kelly Van Ryan: Are you retarded, or just brain-dead from whiffing fumes out there in the swamp? Suzie: That's that I am to you, isn't it? Swamp trash, just like my mom. Suzie: Don't! Kelly Van Ryan: [Kelly shoves Suzie's head in the pool] You stupid cunt!

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Gloria Perez: What about asking her to take a polygraph? Detective Ray Duquette: What about asking the Pope to take a piss test? This is Blue Bay, Gloria. You ask a Van Ryan to take a lie detector test and Tom Baxter'll cut you off at the knees.

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Suzie: Kelly's pissed at Mr. Lombardo too. She's in love with him. I mean he's been her whole fantasy since her old man died, and then she found out that Mr. Lombardo was doing her mom and that was it. Sandra Van Ryan: What? Kelly! Kelly Van Ryan: [getting out of her seat and throwing a glass at Suzie in the witness stand] You skanky bitch!

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Kenneth Bowden: [Passing Sandra Van Ryan's limo and honking the horn] Hey, look who we've got here. Hey, Sandra! Sandra Van Ryan: I want you to nail that shyster's balls to the wall! Tom Baxter: Well, that might have been possible if miss not-so-bright here hadn't started throwing things in court. Kelly Van Ryan: Fuck off! Sandra Van Ryan: I can't believe you're going to let them, get away with this... shit! Tom Baxter: I don't think you understand, Sandy. Your little princess here committed perjury. It will be all I can do to keep her fucking little ass out of jail. Sandra Van Ryan: Well... what are we going to do?

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Sam: Hello, Kelly. Kelly Van Ryan: Drop dead. You know how my mom's paying you off? She's breaking my trust. I can't touch it until she's dead, and now she's breaking it to pay you. Sam: I'm sorry, Kelly. Kelly Van Ryan: Why don't you start fucking her again! You can spend it together! I hate you! Kelly Van Ryan: I fucking hate you, you son of a bitch! I fucking hate you!

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Kelly Van Ryan: Whooo, it worked! we screwed the bitch! Kelly Van Ryan: It worked just like you said. What's wrong? Sam: You scared the shit out of me. What's wrong, is you're coming here. That's what's wrong. Are you fuckin' crazy? Kelly Van Ryan: Yeah, I'm crazy. Ask my mom.

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Suzie: Before Medea sailed away on the Helios she killed king Creon and the princess, with what? A: A rock. B: Spear-gun or C: a bit of Poison. Sam: [gasping] P-oison... Suzie: Good guess. [Lets lose the sail rigging hitting Sam in the head and flinging him overboard]