Little Big Man

Jack Crabb: You don't know when you're licked! Allardyce T. Meriweather: Licked? I'm not licked. I'm tarred and feathered, that's all.

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Jack Crabb: [trying to be intimidating, as a gunfighter] Might I ask who I are addressin'? Wild Bill Hickok: I'm Wild Bill Hickok. Jack Crabb: [suddenly docile] Well, I'm . . . I'm pleased to meet you, I'm sure.

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Jack Crabb: What are you so nervous about? Wild Bill Hickok: Gettin' shot.

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Wild Bill Hickok: Never saw the gent before. Jack Crabb: Mr, Hickcok, that man is really dead! Wild Bill Hickok: Got him through the heart and lungs both.

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Caroline Crabb: Sold your gunfighter outfit?! Turning in your gun?! Jack Crabb: Well, sorry, Caroline. Caroline Crabb: There ain't nothin' in this world more useless than a gunfighter who can't shoot people!

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Old Lodge Skins: Don't worry my son, you will be back with us, I dreamed it last night. I saw you with your wives. Jack Crabb: Wives, Grandfather? Old Lodge Skins: Yes, there were three . . . or four, it was hard to tell. It was very dark in your teepee and they were under buffalo rugs as you crawled among them. Anyway, it was a great copulation.

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