Quotes

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George: Hey, there might be some insurance! John: I wouldn't think of such a thing! [under his breath] Find out, eh?

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Ringo: There's more here than meets the eye! George: Ho ho! John: Ho. George: Ho ho. John: Ho.

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Ringo: [Points at red blob on his shoe] We thought that was you. Paul: No, that's not me.

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John: What are you doing? Ringo: Posting a letter.

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John: How do you feel? Ringo: I used to use me hands. John: He used to use his hands.

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Superindendent Gluck: And so this is the famous Beatles. Superintendent: And how far do you think you'll get? John: Can't say fairer than that. Great Train Robbery, how's that going, eh?

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Superintendent: Allow me, I'm a bit of a famous mimic in my own small way you know. James Cagney... [imitating Ringo on the phone] Hey, this is the famous Ringo here, gear fab... George: Not a bit like Cagney.

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Algernon: [after the laser breaks down] It's the wrong plug. Uh, just give me five minutes. Foot: It's the brain drain. His brain's draining.

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Paul: [To washerwoman] Do you know Clang? Washerwoman: I'm his mother, and he's a good boy!

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John: Hold on, it's them! Only me and Paul know we're here. George: I know we're here.

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George: Hey, you're all red again. Ringo: I know, I'm beginning to like it!

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John: What's this? [Pulling out a slip of paper] Ringo: It's a season ticket. What did you think? John: Oh, I like a lot of seasoning in my soup.

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Ringo: What was it that first attracted you to me? John: Well, you're very polite, aren't you?

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Ringo: The fire brigade once got my head out of some railings. John: Did you want them to? Ringo: No. I used to put it there when I wasn't using it for school. You can see a lot of the world from railings.