The Boys, season 3

[over the openly gay Termite crawling in his pants] He's trying to get in my ass!

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Neuman: Give me a bite. Hughie: Whoa, whoa, whoa. You want the Valtrex before or after? Neuman: You love that bagel so much you're gonna fake herpes? Hughie: I could have herpes. You don't think I could have herpes? Neuman: [smirks] How'd surveillance go with Termite last night? Hughie: You know, I haven't checked in with Butcher yet, but… I'm sure it went fine. [pause; Neuman gives him a look of uncertainty] Don't–No, don't give me that face. Neuman: I'll bet you a crisp $100 bill something got fucked up. Hughie: You don't know that. Neuman: [holds her hand out] Okay, take the bet. Hughie: …I'm–I'm not gonna take the bet, but uh… [Neuman takes the bagel from him] Wow, really? Neuman: Mm-hmm. Hughie: Okay, still, Butcher delivers every time. Neuman: And I have to apologize for him every time. Look, Butcher's the guy you want in a shooting war. No question. But we're in peacetime. [eats the bagel] Oh, my God. So worth the herpes.

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Hughie: Yeah. So, uh, you gonna stay over again tonight? Annie/Starlight: Don't know. It depends. Um, you gonna bring Aquafresh? Hughie: I would brush with Monistat if it meant I could have sex with you. Yes.

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Robert Singer: V24, huh? Stan Edgar: Marketing is still testing the name, but it's the future, Bob. One dose of this temporary V gives a soldier 24 hours of powers. Give or take. And then, they return right back to normal. Singer: How stable is it? Edgar: Still ironing out the kinks. Singer: And if it's temporary, that means the DoD has to keep buying doses. At how much a hit? Edgar: Two million, roughly. Singer: So over the course of a month-long operation, that's sixty million per soldier. Six hundred million per squad. Edgar: Campaign going well, is it? Singer: I appreciate your contribution to my super PAC. Edgar: People do love a cowboy in the White House. I hear they're even calling you Dakota Bob. So how would it look if you pass up the opportunity to give our brave soldiers superpowers? Singer: Supes in the Army are an unmitigated shitshow. What Black Noir did to that Hard Rock Café in Lagos should be brought up on war crimes. Edgar: [closes the conference room doors] You're ri

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Supersonic: [sitting at desk with Annie] Oh, my God. Come on. Hughie: Hi. Hey, hi. Annie/Starlight: Hi! Supersonic: Hughie, what's up, my man? Hughie: How's it going, guys? What are you guys doing? Annie/Starlight: We're running lines, actually. Hughie: For a reality show? Supersonic: Right? The reality behind the reality. Annie/Starlight: Mm-hmm. Hughie: Yeah, um... oh, man, I was in the, uh, control room, and they had this, like, bio thing on you. Supersonic: Oh, God, I'm sorry. Yeah, that boy band shit is so embarrassing. Annie/Starlight: You know what, I really like "Rock My Kiss." Supersonic: Really? Annie/Starlight: I do. Supersonic: Did you? I... I actually... Wait, I thought it made you puke. [both their faces turn into mutual recollection] Annie/Starlight: Shut up... Shut up! Supersonic: It's true. Hughie: What are you guys, what are you, what are you talking about? Annie/Starlight: Okay, be careful. I can still kick you off the show. Supersonic: He has a right to know. Come o

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Homelander: Excuse me, Starlight. I need the room. I got a meeting with Stan. Edgar: Actually, I invited you both. Have a seat. Homelander: Great. Edgar: I remember when you first arrived, Starlight. A farm girl from Kansas. Bright-eyed like Dorothy in Oz. Annie/Starlight: Iowa. And not a farm. Edgar: Oh, well, look how far you've come. Polling at 96, a new Vought record. I don't have to tell you that our brand has been a bit tarnished since that [looks at Homelander] nasty business last year. But you have restored a wholesome, trustworthy image to the company when we needed it the most. Which is why the board wants to make you co-captain of The Seven. Homelander: What? Annie/Starlight: Co… Co-captain? [stammers] But–But... [chuckles] Homelander is captain. [to Homelander] I mean, you're–you're captain. Edgar: This will be beneficial to you both. [to Homelander] Your numbers are down… What, double digits? The public still associates you with Stormfront. This would be a real bump. A ris

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