Quotes

Vision

I didn't take the bitch's dye. That's fo' sho'!

"Model" Clients

Jay : She bangs into like the room and she ARGHARGHARGHARGH!!!!!

"Model" Clients

So now that I'm thinkin', I kinda want to sabotage her...no, if I was doing that, I'd be doing what Nora's making. (everyone laughs) Morgan, I covered your dress in roses

"Model" Clients

Jay, listen to your own voice... And tell her there's a reason why she's a model and you're the designer.

Postal Uniform Challenge

(about Wendy) We'll probably find her wandering the streets, hair astray and overdone makeup, muttering to herself and wearing orthopedic shoes.

Design for the Red Carpet

And you think, for the last challenge Wendy, you could've put lipstick on.

Fashion Week

I hope Tim has a fun time at Wendy's house...NOT! I wouldn't want to be trapped in Middleburg, Virginia with Wendy Pepper!

Road to Runway

This is NOT fashion camp.

Road to Runway

If Van Gogh had had my personality, he wouldn't have had to cut off his ear.

Road to Runway

When I saw her coming down the runway, I thought 'How pretty are you!' I just want everything to be pretty pretty pretty!

Road to Runway

Pretty can be boring.

Road to Runway

Heidi Klum: Auf Wiedersehen. Heidi: I don't know what that means, but bye!

Clothes Off Your Back

(to Guadalupe) What are you doing? This is such wretched excess.

Clothes Off Your Back

(to Andrae) Being this tight and close to the deadline, with this much work to do, is…a little alarming.

Clothes Off Your Back

(to Daniel Franco) Trying and acheiving are two different things.

Clothes Off Your Back

(in confessional) All of a sudden I looked in the corner and Lupe's going from person to person, sort of giving her critique, and I'm like 'Well, that's kind of nervy!' You do it, girl, but don't you even try to come right here. You might get hurt.

All Dolled Up

We were in Times Square. God, I knew I should have worn a better outfit.

All Dolled Up

(on Raymundo's Barbie design) She looks like Barefoot Appalachain Lil' Abner Barbie.

Team Lingerie

Marla and Emmett both are last because: A, they can't pattern-make, two, they're not the best sewers, so who would want them on their team?

Team Lingerie

The concept is like, really beautiful, romantic lingerie. People wear lingerie, it's because they're about to like, you know, get some action or something. At least I'm hoping, you know, for them.

Team Lingerie

(about Santino's lingerie line) It's just aesthetically not pleasing!

Team Lingerie

(when on Daniel's team) If you get us cut, Daniel, I'm going to snip your pee pee off.

Team Lingerie

My name is Daniel Franco and I wish you all bliss.

Social Scene

Gudalupe: (to Tim, talking about her design) I thought it looked like crap. Tim: I'm not going to debate that. Gudalupe: Yeah, it looked like crap. Tim: I'll leave you alone.

On Thin Ice

(singing) Tim Gunn, Tim Gunn, if he calls your name you're done.

On Thin Ice

Off with her head!

On Thin Ice

I'm ready to give Santino an 'auf wiedersehn' right now!

On Thin Ice

(imitating Michael Kors) "She looks like... like a baboon's ass exploded all over her backside!" Okay Michael, what else?

Inspiration

It's a motherfucking walkoff!

Inspiration

(imitating Tim) Designers, up until now you all f*kin' sucked. However, go out there and kick butts!

Inspiration

(about Nick's new model) She looks like an elongated marshmallow.

Flower Power

I just had to stay for the damn 'make a dress out of flowers' challenge.

Flower Power

What happened to Andrae?

Flower Power

Tim: Andrae..look at all this flotsam and jetsam! Andrae: I know, it looks like I've done yard work.

Flower Power

(imitating Tim) Designers, look out for Andrae. He's our little lamb.

Flower Power

Is there anyone else out there like Santino? In the world? I don't think so. And if there is, don't call me, because one is enough.

What's Your Line

(to Chloe) You just have to say all these things on the runway: "Nina, I wanted her to look like she had a big fat ass."

Reunion

Tim Gunn: Daniel, we're glad you came back, and maybe we'll see you for Season 3 as well. Daniel Franco: You might. You just might. Daniel Franco: I love you, Heidi.

Reunion

(on being Zulema's model) At one point she asked me if she could glue the dress to me, and I was like, "I'm kind of a real person."

Finale: Part 2

Lack of sleep is making me a diva.

Finale: Part 2

Heidi: You can almost not see the dress because you're so distracted by the piece in the front. Daniel V: But it kept you looking, didn't it? Heidi: But not in a...positive way.

Wall to Wall Fashion

(to Tim) What if I put them along here? That could be quite special!

Wall to Wall Fashion

Poor Vincent. He's obviously nuts.

Fit for a Queen

Vincent: Well, I'm happy to work with Alison. Angela: Angela.

Fit for a Queen

Robert: There are enough rhinestones. Kayne: Robert, we bought four million bags of rhinestones, we will put them on till our fingernails bleed. Robert: She's a beauty queen, not a disco ball!

Fit for a Queen

Vincent: (to Angela) I need you to step three feet away from me. Angela: I'll step back a foot and a half, if you step back a foot and a half.

Fit for a Queen

(on working with Angela) This was the nightmare of my life.

Designer's Best Friend

What if Bradley goes home on his birthday? That's all I'm saying.

Designer's Best Friend

See, I have this thing about stories. I hate them. I think they're stupid.

Designer's Best Friend

God help us all, I hope Bradley's not out, but he is taking way too long with his garment. I don't know what the hell's going on. If he would have just gone with his vision, it still couldn't have been any worse than anything that Angela did.

Designer's Best Friend

(about Angela's design) She's making an outfit right now for the dog show that's like a big bag of Skittles. Purple and pink and scary.

Designer's Best Friend

(in confessional) Laura. Oh my god. She's Bad Mommy.

Designer's Best Friend

I know that this challenge is about accessorising the dog, but it's so lame.

Designer's Best Friend

You know, Bradley is definitely Bradley. He likes to jump off bridges and find things as he falls.

Designer's Best Friend

Bradley is running around crazy, like a man without a country.

Designer's Best Friend

It was a great birthday because...my model didn't go nude down the runway.

Designer's Best Friend

(to Angela) I don't get it, I don't get your explanation about the assistant to the director to the art camp in Paris. (pauses) I don't even know what to say.

Reap What You Sew

(on a team with Angela and Michael) We were actually really happy with Angela's fabric selection. It was more appropriate for the challenge, not full-tilt boogie Angela quilted extravaganza...of puff.

Reap What You Sew

I am leading Tim towards the light!

Iconic Statement

I don't know shit about Cher.

Iconic Statement

I'm not trying to play Captain Save-A-Ho.

Iconic Statement

(to model Amanda) Amanda, I cannot take on your issues from childhood.

Iconic Statement

TRESemme. Yeah, I used their gel last night and I think it made my hair look better today.

Iconic Statement

I hate hot pants, but they're very now.

Iconic Statement

(in confessional) My model is Amanda, and Amanda will not shut up. Are you freaking kidding me? Shut up! You should be pretty and seen and not open your mouth.

Iconic Statement

Model (Katie Champion): (trying to explain to Bradley who Cher is) Cher is more into pop music right now. Bradley: You mean pop music like Prince?

Waste Not, Want Not

Another hard day at the waste-management recycling center.

Waste Not, Want Not

I recycle papers...plastics...ex-boyfriends...

Waste Not, Want Not

I grew up white trash, so my sister and I used to go dumpster diving all the time. I basically grew up in a trash can.

Waste Not, Want Not

I let things evolve. I don't own the future. I don't go there, you know what I mean?

Waste Not, Want Not

Kayne: (talking about Laura) Her dress is cute. Robert: It says, FOR NUTS ONLY. It looks like a straightjacket. I was like, she's sewing for herself again.

Waste Not, Want Not

I went overboard. It's one of those things where I just kept adding and adding and it ended up looking like a toad exploded on it.

Waste Not, Want Not

(about his recycling materials dress) I'm really thrilled, because it looks like a cocktail dress... albeit a cheap, tacky cocktail dress that a hooker might wear, but nonetheless it still looks like real clothes.

Waste Not, Want Not

Laura: I worry about - wonder about your choices so often, sweetheart. Kayne: Well, honey, I worry about your character, and that's worse.

Waste Not, Want Not

(about Alison's model) She looks like a paper brioche.

Everyday Woman

(on designing a dress for Angela's mom) I ended up with Angela's mom because...I think God got drunk today.

Everyday Woman

(about being pregnant with her sixth child) Five, six, seven...I'll just throw it on top of the pile with the other ones.

High Flying Fashion

(to Angela) You're a mess just standing there.

Couture Du Jour

Uli: Mr. Kayne! Time to get up! Kayne: Oh god! Shoot me in the face.

Black and White

They say it's a party. It's never a party.

Black and White

When Heidi introduced the second 'special' guest, it was Angela. And she sure was 'special'...if you know what I mean.

What the Elle?

I even made a white girl look like she had some ass. That's how damn sexy my dress is.

What the Elle?

(about Michael's dress) To me, it looks like one of these ads in the magazine, you know...I'm alone at home, please call me at 1-800...whatever...you know, these, these sex ads.

Reunion

Heidi: But first before we start with that, I would love to hear how it's been been recognized by people since the show started airing. Bradley, How it's been for you? You look different. Bradley: (Now shaved and with short hair) They don't recognize me anymore Tim Gunn: Now they will after they see this show.

Finale: Part 1

Tim Gunn: (leaning down) What is that? Bennett-Shelton Child #4: Turtle poop. Tim Gunn: (straightening up and backing away) Eww! I don't think I want any turtle poop!

I Started Crying

I moved to New York because of 'Sex in the City' and there was Sarah Jessica Parker standing in front of me.

I Started Crying

You spit on it? What's going on?

I Started Crying

Basically, I'm from planet Earth. Elisa is on some happy planet. I'm not sure of the name.

I Started Crying

I'm coming to your planet, but with gifts.

I Started Crying

(on Christian's retro 80's design) Next thing you know, it's big button earrings and you're on 'The Facts of Life.'

I Started Crying

(on Marion's design) In 10 minutes on the runway, it grew.

What's the Skinny?

Jack: (about his inflated lip from his staph infection) I got my collagen injection. Steven: Wait, I don't know any of these women. Christian:: I was like holy shit. I'm going to die. This is so not me at all. Christian: I... was given Kerry. I said "What you like?". And she said "I don't like print, I don't like color, I would never wear a dress, I would never wear a skirt, I don't like to show my arms and I wear black everyday and a pair of jeans". So I got very scared and I was like "Okay... Because she doesn't like ANYTHING!!". Steven: Oh Dear Lord, I got picked for the wedding dress. It felt like death on a stick. Kevin: I was like game on! I love making clothes for real people. Steven: It's ten yards of white polyester fabric with a considerable amount sequins and beadingand covered in acetate lace. Dear God help me now. Chris: I've been on every diet known to man. I've gained and lost so much weight over the years. I added it all up once and I think it was 1500 pounds. Steven: I

Art of Fashion

(talking about Rami) There is no way he's not making something Grecian and draped.

Art of Fashion

So many amazing paintings in there and actual clothing on people.

Art of Fashion

Look, Joan Rivers carved her initials in here when she was a little girl!

Art of Fashion

Wow. I took like 238 pictures.

Art of Fashion

I'm not shameful about choosing Aphrodite. This is what I do.

Art of Fashion

(to Christian) Honey, is there any fabric left at Mood?

Art of Fashion

(about Christian) He's making like 15 pieces and I'm on my first pattern.

Art of Fashion

I'm not here to make noise - I'm here to make beautiful work.

Art of Fashion

I sew fast. Get over it. If you don't then that's your problem.

Art of Fashion

Jillian: I feel self-conscious enough as it is! Christian: Ew. Don't get bitchy.

Art of Fashion

Christian: I'm so over it. Jillian: I'm so over it too.

Art of Fashion

Chris: I just want to lay down. Christian: Are you joking? It's the last challenge. You can't take a nap!

Art of Fashion

I know I'm the youngest designer, but truthfully, I think I have the most cohesive ideas of anyone.

Art of Fashion

(to Chris) Is it wowable?

Art of Fashion

(to Tim Gunn)I know. It's fabulous and the blouse looks so good on me.

Art of Fashion

Chris: Nobody really hated each other (this season). Christian: Who didn't hate anybody? Every 5 minutes I wanted to cut somebody.

Art of Fashion

Oh my God. I have to look amazing. I have to make sure my hair looks extra fierce!

Art of Fashion

I don't wan to go back to working in a cubicle and working on someone else's vision. So I hope that I make it to Fashion Week.

Art of Fashion

Give them that electric shock that sends Nina's shoes across the runway!

Art of Fashion

(about Christian's design) It's a little bit marshmallowy.

Art of Fashion

Going to Bryant Park would be like winning the lottery.

Art of Fashion

Yeah, we want eyebrows for days.

Art of Fashion

(to Rami) How predictable for you to chose Greek and Roman drapery. I mean come on!