Civil War

Nationalist paramilitary 1: White, there's one hung up in there. Joel: Hey! Hey, guys. What’s happening? Guess there’s some kind of misunderstanding here. Nationalist paramilitary 2: Yeah? Joel: Yes, sir. Those two guys over there, they’re my colleagues. Nationalist paramilitary 2: What kind of colleagues? Joel: Journalists, sir. We’re actually just... We’re passing through. Nationalist paramilitary 2: Passing through to where? Joel: Charlottesville. Nationalist paramilitary 2: Charlottesville? What’s in Charlottesville? Joel: Good hiking. I hear. Actually we are... no, we’re covering the university campus there. They started the new program. They are re-opening the school, which is a surreal feel good story. Nationalist paramilitary 2: Mm-hmm. And I guess we all need that. Right? Joel: Yeah. Nationalist paramilitary 2: [Referring to Bohai] This guy is your colleague? Joel: Yeah. Nationalist paramilitary 2: This guy here? Joel: Yes, he’s my... [Nationalist paramilitary shoots him] Nati

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Joel: Wait! Wait! I need a quote! President: Don't let... don't let them kill me. Joel: Yeah, that will do.

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Joel: There has to be some mistake. We're American, right? Unnamed Soldier: Okay. What kind of American are you? You don't know?

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Lee: 300. For half a tank and two cans. Pete: 300 buys you a sandwich. We got ham... or cheese? Lee: 300 Canadian. Pete: ... Okay.

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Lee: You are aware there's a really huge civil war going on everywhere? Shop Assistant: We usually try to stay out of it. With everything that's been going on, it seems like it's for the best.

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Joel: Did we just drive through a time portal? Jessie: It's a twilight zone.

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