Career Opportunities

Custodian: Are you a slacker? Jim Dodge: No... Presbyterian actually. Custodian: What did you say? What did you say? Now I'm asking you a simple question: Are you lazy?

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Jim Dodge: I'm getting a feeling that you want me out of your life. Bud Dodge: I don't want you out of my life, I want you out of my house.

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Gil Kinney: You know, if my foot could talk... Nestor Pyle: Easy... Gil Kinney: ...it would say, "May I please go up this geek's ass?!"

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Officer Don: Mr. McClellan, do you ever have any family problems, you and your daughter? Roger Roy McClellan: What the hell do you think he is? Officer Don: You got a point.

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Josie McClellan: [after eating dinner] Shouldn't you be cleaning up the store? Jim Dodge: [puffing cigar] I've got plenty of time. Josie McClellan: It's a big store. Jim Dodge: Huge. Josie McClellan: Always smoke cigars? Jim Dodge: I enjoy a good one after a fine meal. It settles the stomach. Josie McClellan: You're the town liar, right? Jim Dodge: What? Josie McClellan: I'm sorry, that... ah, that really came out wrong. Jim Dodge: As if something like that could come out right.

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Josie McClellan: And you're happy, you know. You're happy. Jim Dodge: I'm not happy. I'm working nights, everybody thinks I'm a liar, my whole family's laughing at me... Reverand Harwell gave me the finger last week!

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