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Patrick Zweig: I think maybe you're disturbed by the fact that she could've been with someone like me. Art Donaldson: When we were teenagers. Patrick Zweig: Huh. [Smiles] When we were teenagers.

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Patrick Zweig: Wait, are you on Facebook? Tashi Donaldson: What? Art Donaldson: He's asking for your number. And so am I.

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Tashi Donaldson: You don't know what tennis is. Patrick Zweig: What is it? Tashi Donaldson: It's a relationship. Patrick Zweig: Is that what you and Anna Mueller had today? Tashi Donaldson: It is, actually. For about fifteen seconds there, we were actually playing tennis. And we understood each other completely. So did everyone watching. It's like we were in love. Or like we didn't exist. We went somewhere really beautiful together.

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Tashi Donaldson: [After Patrick notices her engagement ring] It was his grandmother's. Patrick Zweig: How is she? Tashi Donaldson: She died. Stroke.

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Art Donaldson: Remember when you said you'd let me win? Patrick Zweig: That was a lifetime ago. [Art stands up with a full-on erection] Art Donaldson: What about my grandmother? Patrick Zweig: [Slapping Art's erection] I hope she has a fucking stroke.

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Tashi Donaldson: How often does this happen? Going after the same girl? Patrick Zweig: Not as often as you'd think. Art Donaldson: We usually have different types. Tashi Donaldson: So you're saying I should be flattered? Art Donaldson: Aren't you everybody's type?

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Patrick Zweig: Your mom looks good. Tashi Donaldson: I know she does, Patrick.

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Patrick Zweig: I don't matter? Art Donaldson: Not even to the most obsessive tennis fan in the world. Patrick Zweig: We're not talking about tennis. Art Donaldson: What the fuck else do I have to talk to you about?

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Patrick Zweig: [Walks up to Tashi sitting on couch with open laptiop, to Tashi] He's not bad. I've played him at a few of these things. Tashi Donaldson: What are you doing here? Shouldn't you be prostituting yourself for a place to sleep tonight? Patrick Zweig: I'm staying at the girl's house. Tashi Donaldson: Hmm. Must be the love. Patrick Zweig: Hey, come have a cigarette with me. I need to talk to you. Tashi Donaldson: Yeah, I don't smoke, and I'm not talking to you. [Picks up laptop with Patrick tapping cigarette carton on his phone with Tashi reluctantly glancing up and then grudgingly closing the laptop] Patrick Zweig: [Smoking in alley with Tashi] I'm going to propose something to you. Tashi Donaldson: Can you blow it away from me please? Patrick Zweig: Sorry. It's gonna make you angry. I want you to be my coach. Tashi Donaldson: What? Patrick Zweig: Even if he wins the Open, completes his career Grand Slam, Art's still gonna retire as someone who's just really, really, good. Th

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Tashi Donaldson: I know who you are. You're Fire and Ice, right? Patrick Zweig: In the flesh.

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Tashi Donaldson: Think you might be the worst friend in the world. Art Donaldson: Maybe. Tashi Donaldson: Definitely. Thank you... for lunch, Art.

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Patrick Zweig: Can you do me a favor? Art Donaldson: [Art, startled, takes the towel off his face] Patrick Zweig: [Echoing Art from when they were teenagers] can you not, like, demolish me? Art Donaldson: [Stares at him] Patrick Zweig: Congrats on being 'a Phil's Tire Town Challenger finalist. Art Donaldson: Yeah. You too. [Gets up and starts to leave] Patrick Zweig: Art. Come on. Can we talk? Art Donaldson: Can you put your dick away? Patrick Zweig: This is a sauna. Art Donaldson: What do you want to talk about? Patrick Zweig: We've been here for a week, and we haven't said two words to each other. I don't want to go into the match tomorrow feeling like this. It's just silly, man. It's dramatic. [Art is silent] I mean, really, why are you still so angry with me? Art Donaldson: That's a serious question? Patrick Zweig: I don't buy that it's because of Tashi. Or, I don't think it's because of what happened to her. I think maybe you're still just pissed off that she and I used to be toge