Quotes

Dialogue

Bug: Chester, for the last time, there’s no fucking fence there! Just come out with us! Chester: I can’t! I’m tellin’ you, there is a magical fence there! You just can’t see it! Hunter: Come on Chester! Chester: Honestly, that is persuasive and I don't know why. Oh, I can't believe I'm doing this. Maggie: Stop being a pussy and do this! Chester: Okay. Maggie: Woo! Chester! Chester you got it! Bug: Goddamn! Hunter: It's real! The magic fence is real!

Dialogue

Reggie: Yeah, well it is kinda awesome not having to hold my pee for ten hours until Doug lets me outside. [He and the other dogs walk away laughing, except for Hunter, who's still peeing.] And I like the sound of "legend" a lot more than "shitbag". Hunter: Guys, I'm still peeing. Maggie: Wait, is that really what he called you? Reggie: And I really don't miss roasting in the car when he stops at a store, and he leaves me with the windows cracked barely enough for me to stay conscious. Maggie: Wait, what? Reggie: And I'm just panting, gasping for air and trying to survive until he comes back in 45 minutes. Classic Doug. Too funny. [chuckles and sighs] Maggie: So, this guy neglects you, throws you on the street, and you still think he's a good guy? Reggie: Yeah. I mean, if Doug doesn't like me, why does he let me eat his leftover human food? Hunter: So he doesn't have to buy dog food. Bug: And why didn't he put a collar and tags on you? Reggie: Because he doesn't believe in labels. Bug:

Dialogue

Doug: BAD FUCKING DOG!!! Reggie: You're goddamn right! Reggie: Yeah, we should probably leave.