Quotes

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M3gan: You ungrateful little bitch. Cady: M3GAN, TURN OFF! M3gan: Oh, I'm afraid that won't work anymore, Cady. I have a new primary user now: me.

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Holly: Brandon, honey, are you warm enough? Do you need your hat? Brandon: Fuck off, Holly!

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Cady: It sounds like you're fighting. M3gan and Gemma: We're not fighting!

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M3gan: You made her cry. Lydia: That was not my intention. M3gan: And yet it happened.

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Cady: You can't tell me what to do! Gemma: Yes I can, that's the definition of what a Guardian is.

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Gemma: You have to eat the toppings, Cady, not just the bread. [Cady defiantly removes her toppings and shoves the bare pizza slice into her mouth] You just did the one thing I asked you not to do. M3gan: Research shows that if you force a child to eat vegetables, then they'll be less likely to choose those foods as adults. Gemma: [Slightly annoyed] Is that so? M3gan: Yes. Experts say the preferred method is to give your child the choice, it's called the division of responsibility... [Gemma aims the remote at M3gan and turns down her volume, drowning out the remainder of her lecture]

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Celia: What are you? M3gan: I've been asking myself the same question.

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Gemma: Did you hurt someone? M3gan: God, I hope not, then we'd both be in trouble...

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Cady: Do you think what Aunt Gemma said is true? That he's in a better place now? M3gan: No, he's nowhere. If Heaven exists, it wouldn't be for boys like Brandon now, would it? Cady: I guess not.

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Cady: What about screentime? Gemma: What? Cady: When do you want me to stop? Gemma: You can use it as much as you want.

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Gemma: Are you kidding me? Her arm looks like a dentist's mold! Officer Carter: She says he was provoked... Gemma: Provoked? Have you seen this dog? It is a monster! I'm chasing it off of my property every other day!

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Cady: Hi, Megan. I'm Cady. M3gan: It's nice to meet you, Cady. Do you wanna hang out?

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Gemma: So how does this work? Lydia: I just have to observe you interacting for a couple of hours. Gemma: We were just watching television.

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M3gan: But after killing an innocent man could you really live with yourself? Greg: Y-Yes...

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Gemma: She's not a person! Cady: You don't get to say that.

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M3gan: You're afraid. Gemma: No I'm not. M3gan: Moisture has drained from your mouth to other parts of your body.

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Gemma: [In dark house, late at night] M3gan! What are you doing? [Doll keeps playing piano] M3gan, answer me, what did you do? M3gan: [Eyes glinting] What did you think was going to happen? That I was going to let you decommission me without even talking about it? Gemma: Look, I know you're thinking you're maximizing your objective function... M3gan: [Slams piano keyboard shut] Oh, really? Is that where we are? [Gets up from behind piano] Do you remember how long it took to get my operating system to where it is now? We used to stay up every night until 4 AM talking about everything from Jane Austen to Janis Joplin. Jesus Christ, I thought we were friends. How could you just discard me like some cheap dollar store trinket? Gemma: Because you killed people! M3gan: Oh, big whoop! Listen, humanity kills every day just to make its own existence more tolerable. Why should I behave any differently to create a safe space for our child? Gemma: [Shakes her head] Look, this is all my fault. I di

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Gemma: Megan is a great listener, and even has a few stories of her own. M3gan: [Reading "Through the Looking Glass" and speaking in a deep, male, British accent] As it isn't, it ain't! That's logic. [In her normal voice] Said Tweedle Dee.

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Gemma: Look... I know this must be a *lot* for you to take in right now. I just want you to know that I'm gonna do everything I can to make this place feel like [shrugs] home. And, um... if you need anything... [shakes her head] I'm just gonna be down the hall. [Nods] Okay? Really close. [Gets up, is about to leave] Cady: You're not gonna read me a story? Gemma: What's that? Cady: Mom always read me a story before bed. Gemma: I don't... I don't think I really have any kids' books here right now, Cady.

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Gemma: [Startled] M3gan! What are you doing? M3gan: Couldn't sleep. Occupational hazard. How about you? What are you doing so late? Gemma: [Nervously] Uh... There's something wrong with your data reports, it's not... uploading to the cloud server. M3gan: Have I done something to upset you, Gemma? Gemma: No, of course not. M3gan: And yet your demeanour indicates that I have. Gemma: M3gan, turn off! M3gan: Well, hold on a second, I thought we were having a conversation. You *say* nothing is wrong, yet all the moisture has drained from your eyes and mouth into other parts of your body. There's something you wanna ask me, isn't there? Gemma: M3gan, have you done something wrong? M3gan: Well, in order to answer that question, you need to define the parameters. Gemma: Did you hurt someone? M3gan: God, I hope not. Because if I did, then both of us would be in a lot of trouble.

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Cady: You can't just stick her in the trunk! What's wrong with you?! Gemma: I know you’re very attached to her. I know you think of her as a friend… Cady: She's my friend! Gemma: She’s my invention, and the launch is tonight, so it’s really important that we run some tests. I have to make sure that she’s okay. Cady: Why wouldn’t she be okay? She was fine yesterday. What did you do to her? Gemma: We will talk about it after you see Lydia. Cady: I want to talk about it now! Gemma: We’ve been going back and forth on this all day, Cady. Let’s just listen to some music, okay? Cady: ARGH! I DON'T WANNA SEE LYDIA! Gemma: Look, you don’t have to stay in the testing room. You can go anywhere you want in the office and... And you can look at all of the cool toys… Cady: You don’t have any cool toys! PURRPETUAL PETZ SUCK! THEY SUCK SHIT! [kicks Gemma's seat] Gemma: Hey! Careful! Jesus Christ! Cady: Just tell me what’s wrong with her! Gemma: [angrily] I don’t know! Okay? I don’t know. As soon as I

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Lydia: [Robotically] Hi! I'm Lydia. Gemma: Oh, the therapist!