Big Trouble

Snake: [to Puggy] Next time I see you again, you're dead. Matt Arnold: Uh, Jenny's mom opened the door, and I came running up to squirt her. And then, uh, Mrs. Herk jumped me... jumped <u>on</u> me. And, uh, and then I went down on Jenny... or I f-<u>fell</u> on Jenny. Eddie: Let's get the hell outta here, Snake. I think I hear one of them silent alarms. Snake: [to the Russians] If you assholes try to call the cops after we leave, the next bullet goes through your head. Leonard: If we don't shoot someone soon, I'm gonna forget how.

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Deeber: [points to his computer monitor] If you want to continue working at this newspaper, you will put something in here before you go home. Eliot Arnold: Why don't I put something in there right now? Eliot Arnold: [v.o.] Deeber picked the wrong day to be a jerk. Earlier that day I found out my wife was having an affair with her tennis instructor.

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Geo Salesman: Sweet little vehicle. Just get divorced? Ah, it doesn't matter. Forty-two miles to the gallon, AM/FM radio. I'll even throw in the undercoating. Anything else you'd like to know? Matt Arnold: Yeah. How many clowns can it hold?

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Leo: Out! Snake: [about Puggy] He broke my ankle! Leo: I break your head!

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John: You can stay. Puggy: [about the muggers] They took all my money. John: It's okay. Free beer.

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Puggy: Aluminum, huh? Leo: We sponsor girl's softball team.

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