Quotes

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Christmas: [After Marsh, revealed to be Ocelot, is gunned down by a helicopter, and Barney is revealed to be its pilot] The fuck? Barney? Hey, I had him with the classics! You almost fucking killed me! Barney: You're welcome!

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Gina: [To Christmas] You know what you actually are? A caveman. Barney: You do resemble a caveman.

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Christmas: What do you prefer to be called, Jumbo or Shrimp? Jumbo Shrimp: Call me that again. Cut your fucking head off. Christmas: That's a little harsh, bite-size.

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Easy Day: This our sniper? Gunner: Don't worry about it. I got a prescription scope. Easy Day: What? Well, Hawkeyes, remember this face. Don't shoot it by accident.

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Christmas: [After killing Rahmat's last remaining henchmen] How you doing, Rahmat? Rahmat: I see you like to play with knives. Christmas: Well, I ain't playing no more. You're gonna give me the kill switch, and we're gonna end all this. Rahmat: Come and get it, hero. [Rahmat draws a pair of tonfas and the two men fight]

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Marsh: [After Marsh is revealed to be Ocelot and Christmas destroys his helicopter with a rocket launcher] You're like genital warts! Always showing up where you're not wanted and refusing to go away! Christmas: You got something I need, Marsh. I'm coming down to get it. Marsh: I guess you figured out that this device right here is the only thing preventing World War III, a conflict that, while devastating for many, it'll be insanely, insanely, INSANELY profitable for somebody, and that somebody is gonna be me! And the Expendables WILL TAKE ALL THE BLAME! So, enjoy the show! [Throws the kill switch into the ocean] Kill them all! [Marsh's men open fire on the Expendables]