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How I Met Your Father

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  • Rivka Rebel [1.07]

    Valentina: Look at you, literally whistling while you work. I've never seen you this happy with your pants on.

    Charlie: What can I say? I love earning an honest living. Although, now that you mention it, this job would…

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  • Rivka Rebel [1.07]

    Sophie: I know it's got to feel like a lot to dive back into writing songs without Meredith, but you got this.

    Jesse: Thanks. I just hope I'm ready.

    Sophie: I know that you are. But just in case, take a good luck bangle.

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  • Rivka Rebel [1.07]

    I have horrible news. I have received a one-star Yelp review. 'Great bar except for the insufferable British guy. The only thing worse than his drinks is his flat butt.' It's not true, is it? Everybody knows I have a…

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    Charlie
  • Rivka Rebel [1.07]

    Sophie: Hey, dorks, you're all on--

    Valentina: Super, intense, very hard, illegal drugs, so unless you want us to tell your parents you're smackheads, you're gonna go back out there and act sober.

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  • Timing Is Everything [1.10]

    Hm! So, this is what this place looks like. Weird we never come in here.

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    Sophie
  • Timing Is Everything [1.10]

    Robin: I once had a guy who said, ‘I love you’ on our first date.

    Sophie: Wow, you win! Dude sounds like a real piece of work.

    Robin: You have no idea. But a good piece of work.

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