The Odd Couple

Felix Ungar: Room please. Receptionist: You alone? [Felix nods.] Luggage? [Felix shakes his head.] How long you want it for? Felix Ungar: Not very long. Receptionist: [He hands Felix the guestbook.] Five dollars. [Felix starts registering.] Five dollars. [Felix takes out his wallet and gives the five dollars. The receptionist goes and gets a key and leaves it by Felix.] 307. [Felix stops writing and looks up.] Felix Ungar: Uh, haven't - haven't you anything uh higher? Receptionist: Higher? [Felix nods. The receptionist goes and checks.] 914? [Felix nods. The receptionist hands him the key, and Felix heads to his room.]

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Speed: 'Scuse me sir, but aren't you the one they call the Cincinnati Kid? Murray: You don't like it, get a machine. Roy: Jeez, it stinks in here. Vinnie: What time is it? Speed: Again what time is it? Vinnie: My watch is slow. I'd like to know what time it is. Speed: You're winnin' $95. That's what time it is. Where the hell are you runnin'? Vinnie: I'm not runnin' anywhere. I just asked what it was. Roy: [looks at his watch] It's 10:30. Vinnie: [pauses] Gotta leave by 12. Speed: [laughs] Jeez! Vinnie: I told you that when I sat down. I gotta leave by 12. Uh, Murray, didn't I say that when I sat down? I said I gotta leave by 12. Speed: Don't talk to him. He's dealin'. [To Murray] You wanna rest for a while, Murray? Go lie down, sweetheart. Murray: You want speed or accuracy? Make up your mind. [He continues shuffling slowly while Speed puffs on his cigar angrily.] Roy: Hey, you wanna do me a really big favor? Smoke towards New Jersey. [Speed blows smoke into Roy's face. Roy gets up an

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