Penelope

Annie: So what are you hiding from the law or is it just a bad nose job? Penelope: Mhm, bad nose job.

Penelope (2006 film), CC BY-SA 4.0

Good God, he licked me.

Penelope (2006 film), CC BY-SA 4.0

Edward Vanderman Jr.: Try to remember - I'm your son. Edward Vanderman Sr.: That's exactly what I'm trying to forget!

Penelope (2006 film), CC BY-SA 4.0

Duty Cop: Detailed description? Jessica Wilhern: Brown hair. Brown eyes. [pauses] A unique... ly pleasant personality. Franklin Wilhern: Think pig. Duty Cop: So she's a fat girl?

Penelope (2006 film), CC BY-SA 4.0

Penelope: Helleborus orientalis. They're amazing; they bloom even in the winter. Annie: That's cool. Penelope: They just pop up without any help from anyone. Annie: [laughs] Kind of like my ex-boyfriend, if you know what I mean.

Penelope (2006 film), CC BY-SA 4.0

Penelope: [telling her class her story] And we lived happily ever after - well, happily ever after so far at least. Child #1: I don't get it. What does it mean? Penelope: Well, what you think it means? Child #2: Rich people stink! Child #3: It's always the mother's fault. Child #4: It's not the power of the curse - it's the power you give the curse.

Penelope (2006 film), CC BY-SA 4.0