Evil Dead Rise

Boy 1: [Bridget greets at door] Hey, Bridget. Mom's on nights and we're watching all the Freddy movies in a row. Even the shitty ones. Boy 2: There aren't any shitty ones. Boy 1: So, you, um, wanna come over and... Bridget: In your dreams. [closes door] Kass: Your boyfriends are weirdos. Bridget: You're the weirdo. [Kass gut pokes Bridget with mop handle]

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Danny: Was Bangkok awesome? Beth: Insane. Crazy, obsessive fans over there. Danny: Did you drink snake blood? Bridget: Hey, that's culturally insensitive. Danny: What about monkey brain barbecue? Bridget: Oh, yeah. That's so much better, Dan. Beth: Who's your friend, Kass? Kass: She's called Staffanie. Beth: Oh. Hey, Staffanie. What's her, uh, situation? Kass: Danny told me that when this building used to be a bank, a teller got caught stealing and "hunged" himself and if you walk around with coins in your pockets, his ghost hears the jingle. And he scares you to death so he can take all your money. Danny: It's true. Kass: If he comes after me, Staffanie will scare him to death first. Beth: Ghosts aren't real. Kass: Have you ever seen one? Beth: Mmm-mmm. Kass: Then how do you know they don't exist? Beth: Because... I only believe what I can see. [holds up bracelet and puts it on Kass's wrist] Kass: For me? Beth: It's for badass rock chicks only. Kass: [giggles softly, turns and holds u

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Ellie: I just can't wrap my head around all this. Beth: What, did he meet someone else? Ellie: No. He believes paying child support equals co-parenting from afar. Beth: [collapses on bed and sighs] Why didn't you tell me, El? I would've jumped right on a plane to help you work through this. Ellie: I called you. Twice. First time, when he told me he was leaving. Second, the night he moved out. That was two and half months ago, Beth. [walks to bedroom and starts packing books] Beth: [in doorway] I'm sorry, okay? You know when I'm on the road, I get sucked in deep and I'm trying to make chief tech right now. And if I do, I'll be the first woman in my crew to do it, so... Please, Ellie, we need to talk this through properly. El... Ellie: Look, you can sleep on the sofa tonight but I gotta pack and move.

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Kass: [sighs] What's going on with you, Beth? Beth: I screwed up again, like I always do. And I need you to help me figure it out... Again. Kass: What happened? Beth: Mmm.

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Beth: [wearing goggles] You going deep sea diving? Kass: I gotta see under before I get in. I got stung by a jellyfish at the beach before. I don't like going underwater. Beth: I don't think there's any weird sea creatures in the tub. [reaches in, panics dramatically and pulls out a rubber duckie in light humor] Kass: You okay? Beth: I'm good, sweetie. Kass: [hugs Beth] I hate when my tummy hurts too.

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Father Marcus Littleton: Good afternoon, my fellow clergymen. I am Father Marcus Littleton, the library keeper here at Saint Patrick's Cathedral and I welcome you all today to the City of Angels. [audience applauses] You've been invited here to witness the unveiling of a unique artifact that was discovered by our overseas missionaries. I would like to present what I believe to be one of the three fabled volumes of Naturum Demento, The Book of the Dead. My tests to date have revealed that its bindings are made of cured human flesh, its passages and etchings inked in blood. Audience man: This is heresy! Father Marcus Littleton: Today, I seek church approval to translate the spiritual mysteries its pages undoubtedly hold. Audience man: Destroy it! It's called The Book of the Dead for a reason! Father Marcus Littleton: I seek to look at this book for the good of man! Rejected by the elders of our church, myself, Canon Damien Shanahan, and Father Hugo Cortez have been working in secret to t

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