St. Elsewhere

Dr. Craig. Napoleon had nothing on that guy. Every time I just think of him, I get my palms sweaty.

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Dr. Ehrlich: My Aunt Charisse is in from Forestville, California. Dr. Morrison: Wine country? Dr. Ehrlich: What can I say, she's into grapes. She wants to take me out for an evening on the town. Anything I want to do. All I want to do is sleep. How do you ask your aunt to sleep with you?

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[to Westphall] Do you know what people call this place? Not St. Eligius, St. Elsewhere! A dumping ground, a place you wouldn't want to send your mother-in-law!

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Dr. Fiscus: Dr. Samuels has VD. Word is he's infected half the staff, Wendy. Dr. Armstrong: Don't look at me. I never went out with him. Dr. Fiscus: That's what they all say.

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Dr. Ehrlich: Anything else I can do for you out in the free world? Dr. Morrison: Drop in on my wife. Tell her I'm alive and being held captive at St. Eligius.

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I cut when I'm ready! Not tonight, not tomorrow, today!

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