No Ordinary Family

Jim Powell: When was the last time we did something as a family? Daphne Powell: Last month when you forced us to play charades, and then you pulled out your back, miming some scene from "Iron Man." Jim Powell: That was an old sports injury I re-aggravated.

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JJ Powell: Who are you texting now? Daphne Powell: God.

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Thanks to your increased metabolic rate, your life is like a never-ending spin class. So despite the need for massive caloric intake, you're gonna be a size zero for the rest of your life. I hate you.

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What's going on? Oh. Talking about your new, cool powers. Well, keep me updated on the costume design.

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(as he was helping Jim to his feet after had run him over for the fifth time with a car) Okay, shake it off. Shake it off. Cool. Nobody ever saw what Superman's first day on the job looked like.

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Stephanie: The problem isn't about the powers. The problem is about Jim, husband and father of two, is out there using his powers to face hardened criminals, which is in my estimation... Katie: ...so frickin' cool! He's out there on the street and he's kickin' ass...like Batman.

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