Quotes

Scorpio [1.01]

Greg:   Snipers: Ed, you're Sierra Two, Jules, you're Sierra One. Mr. Lane? Ed:   Absolutely. Absolutely. Spread the wealth. Is it Jules Day? Jules:   Every day is Jules Day.

First in Line [1.02]

Sally:   New shirt? Greg:   You like? Sally:   Pink, huh? Greg:   The high-risk world of Internet shopping.

First in Line [1.02]

Jules:   Ten rounds, ten targets, you don't get to miss. Sam:   I don't miss.

The Element of Surprise [1.03]

Jules:   Ready, Sam? Sam:   I've cleared bad guys before. Jules:   It's serving a warrant for the search of the gentlemen's premises for the highly corroborated presence of narcotics. Sam:   Speed, surprise, and aggressive action.

The Element of Surprise [1.03]

  [to Sam]  All right, I'm not trying to flatter myself, I know you're just being nice, I don't want to read into this. I've just worked way too hard to be here, to screw it up by getting personal.  It's not worth it. There's like five-hundred cops waiting to get into the SRU.  Five hundred guys waiting for me to do something I shouldn't.

He Knows His Brother [1.07]

Jules:   What are you doing here, anyway? Wordy:   [annoyed]  'Cause you just had to bring it up? Sam:   Well, Constable Callaghan, that would be because yesterday I got— Everyone in unison:   Tightest grouping at both long range and short range firearm practice. Sam:   Meaning you get to do monthly cleanup, and I get to do this.  [returns to reading his paper]  Missed a spot there, Ed.

He Knows His Brother [1.07]

Lou: What's your problem? Spike: Woods. My people don't like 'em. Lou: Your people? From Woodbridge? Spike: No. Romans. Three times we fought in the forest against the Huns. Didn't go so good okay.

He Knows His Brother [1.07]

  You'll be saving him by bringing him in.  Or you're going to spend the rest of your life wondering what might have happened if you just tried.

Clean Hands [2.03]

Sam:   You obviously don't wanna hurt anyone, except— Walter:   Well, the plan's changed.  Can't afford to be so considerate anymore. Sam:   [looks at Walter]  Infantry?  Air force?  Come on, not navy, please. Walter:   [nods]  You? Sam:   Special forces. Walter:   That figures.  Jumps on a grenade.  Tell all the ladies what a superhero you are? Sam:   Yeah, infantry spend all your time bitching about special forces.

Coming to You Live [2.14]

Spike: CJV Electronics. CJV was busted a couple of years ago. They were selling pirated operating systems. Sam: How do you know that? Spike: I know because I'm a highly-trained officer on the cutting edge of twenty-first century investigation. Sam: I thought it was because you're a geek. Ed: He's not a geek, okay? He's a geek with combat skills, that's why the ladies love him. [Jules smiles in response.]

Fault Lines [3.13]

Dr. Larry Toth:   Now some word association... Jules:   Stream of consciousness. Dr. Larry Toth:   That's right! Jules:   That's left. Dr. Larry Toth:   You started without me. Jules:   Try to keep up.

Personal Effects [4.01]

Jules:   Did you get a chance to see what was in the locker? Private Jordan:   No. Sam:   Maybe there was something the brother didn't want you to see. Spike: [Spike and Wordy approach from behind]  You can get him out of school and ask him. Jules:   What do you mean? Spike: The late Richard Devlin does have a brother named Shane, he's eleven years old. Jules:   What? Wordy:   Our guy's an impostor. Sam:   And he went through a hell of a lot of trouble to get his hands on that locker.

We Take Care of Our Own [5.08]

Sam:   [after Jules tells him her pregnancy is confirmed]  Here, here, here, have a seat, have a seat. Jules:   [chuckles]  I can sit. Sam:   Do you want me to get you a tea?  Like an herbal tea or somethin'? Jules:   I don't need an herbal tea, I can sit, and you're not allowed to do that, treat me like I need bubble wrap or something.  I'm the same, okay?  I don't want you to change on me.  Everything is the same.

We Take Care of Our Own [5.08]

  We'll stay here, figure out how to find a cop car in a city full of cop cars.

We Take Care of Our Own [5.08]

Sam:   Today, my teammates spoke to a lot of people who think you're a great man. Gray:   They're wrong.  I'm just doing my job. Sam:   That's what sergeants always say. Gray:   You serve? Sam:   Yes, sir.  I never met a sergeant who didn't impress me.  Today, you gotta lead by example.  Don't put your team at risk.  Let's end this.