Quotes

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Bam Margera: Is Knoxville going to catch the ball? Ryan Dunn: Who gives a shit?

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Jeff Tremaine: Jared, what's your job? Jared Allen: MURDER KNOXVILLE'S FACE. Jeff Tremaine: And Johnny, what's your job? Johnny Knoxville: ...Catch the ball?

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Johnny Knoxville: [Preparing the Poo-Cocktail Supreme] I think it was 10 years ago today I did the first Poo Cocktail. Now you're taking the reins and taking it to a whole 'nother level. Steve-O: [Unexcitedly] Yep. Johnny Knoxville: You look pretty happy about it. Steve-O: You guys better let me out after this quick, because I'm going to be so claustrophobic, dude. Johnny Knoxville: What, you have claustrophobia? Chris Pontius: Just relax, and enjoy your shit.

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Johnny Knoxville: [after pulling a string off Chris' penis with a helicopter] So much for my aviation career. Chris Pontius: So much for my love life.

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Rake Yohn: [As Ryan Dunn is about to super glue his ass to Phil Margera's back] Dunn, do you shave your ass? Ryan Dunn: "Do I shave my ass?", look at me! I don't know what a razor feels like. Johnny Knoxville: Well apparently, you don't know what toilet paper feels like either. Dunn: I don't!

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Bam Margera: Where's Phil? Phil Margera: [From the bathroom] I had to take a mean shit. Bam Margera: There's a gorilla. Phil Margera: I know, I had to take a mean shit, it was coming out. Hear it? It's all juicy. I had to do it. Bam Margera: Phil, you are mingin'. Phil Margera: I know, I had to.

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Jason "Wee Man" Acuña: How's Santa doing? Johnny Knoxville: [climbing a tree] Santa's fucking tired.

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Jason "Wee Man" Acuña: No fucking way, dude! Ryan Dunn: Hey, is there blue on me? Johnny Knoxville: Oh my god...I am so happy. Ryan Dunn: Dude, that thing goes!

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Bam Margera: This is Barrel Surfing. Steve-O: I think Barrel Surfing's for macho jerks with a death wish. Chris Pontius: No, it's not. It's the ultimate thrill, the ultimate rush. Even more than sex. Steve-O: Well, that depends on who you're doing it with.