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Diva Plavalaguna: The stones...are...in me. Aknot: For the honor. Aknot: It's showtime! Mr. Shadow: Money...is of...no importance! I...want...the...STONES! David: We're never gonna make it. General Steadret: My motto is shoot first, ask questions later. I don't like uninvited guests.

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Billy: Oh, professor. professor. [nervously aiming gun at Mondoshawan; shouting] D-DON'T MOVE! I-I-I HAVE A GUN! Priest: Please understand. They are our friends. Billy: Friends? [points at Professor Pacoli] Father, they killed the professor. They're monsters! Priest: I'll explain everything. Billy... Billy: You're with them?! Priest: Billy, look at me, look at me. I am your friend. Billy: No, father. Priest: BILLY, LOOK AT ME! [gently] Please, put the gun down. Billy: No. [trips over bag; falls back as he accidentally fires shots at Mondoshawan] Priest: Billy, no! [to Mondoshawan] Hurry! The wall is closing! Mondoshawan: [tries to walk out the chamber] Here is your mission: pass down our knowledge to the next priest just as it was passed down to you. Priest: I-I'll do as you command, but please, hurry! You're running out of time! Mondoshawan: [raises hand past the closing wall, extending a finger that has a special key] Time, not important. Only life is important. [wall closes crushing

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Korben Dallas: What's your name? Leeloo: Leeloo Minaï Lekatariba-Lamina-Tchaï Ekbat De Sebat. Dallas: Good. That... that whole thing's your name, huh? Do you have, uh... a shorter name? Not [speaks gibberish; whistles, brings fingers together] short. [indicating two small pieces with his fingers and whispers] Korben Dallas. Leeloo: ...Leeloo.

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General Munro: [after telling Korben about the mission] Any questions? Korben Dallas: Yeah. Just one. Why me? I retired six months ago. You remember? Munro: Three reasons. One: as a member of the elite special forces unit of the Federated Army, you are expert in the use of all major weapons and spacecraft needed for this mission. [unravels a list five feet long] Two: of all the members of your unit, you were the most highly decorated. Dallas: And the third one? Munro: Of all the members of your unit, you're the only one left alive.

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Jean-Baptiste Emanuel Zorg: This case is empty. Father Vito Cornelius: What do you mean, empty? Zorg: Empty. The opposite of full. This CASE is SUPPOSED to be FULL! ...Anyone care to explain? Cornelius: The guardians... gave the stones.. to someone they could trust... who-who another route... she's supposed to contact this person... in a hotel... and she's looking for the address. Easy. Leeloo: [points to the computer screen] Dot. David: It's-it's planet Fhloston, in the Angel Constellation! Cornelius: [sighs in relief] We're saved. Zorg: I'm screwed! Aknot: You asked for a case. We brought you a case. Zorg: A CASE WITH FOUR STONES IN IT! NOT ONE OR TWO OR THREE, BUT FOUR! FOUR STONES! W-WHAT THE HELL AM I SUPPOSED TO DO WITH AN EMPTY CASE?! Aknot: We are warriors, not merchants. Zorg: BUT YOU CAN STILL COUNT! Look, it's easy. Look at my fingers. Four stones, [Aknot looks away; Zorg slaps his face back into position] four crates. Zero stones, ZERO CRATES! [To his men] Pack everything u

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Leeloo: Leeloo Dallas mul-ti-pass. Mul-ti-pass. Korben Dallas: [to check-in attendent] Yeah, this is my wife, Leeloo. Leeloo: Mul-ti-pass. Dallas: Yeah, multipass, she knows it's a multipass. Leeloo Dallas. This is my wife. Leeloo: Mul-ti-pass. Dallas: We're newlyweds. Just met. You know how it is. We bumped into each other, sparks happen... Leeloo: Mul-ti-pass. Dallas: Yes, she knows it's a multipass! Anyways, we're in love.

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President Lindberg: Major Dallas, I first would like to salute a warrior. You are a shining example of this army's might. In the name of the Federation and its territory— Korben Dallas: Mister President, Mister President. Any idea when you're gonna be getting to the point? Lindberg: [sighs] Okay. There's a ball of fire 1,200 miles in diameter heading straight for Earth, and we have no idea how to stop it. That's the problem. Dallas: How much time do we have? Scientist's aide: If its speed remains constant, an hour and fifty-seven minutes. Dallas: I'll call you back in two hours. [hangs up] Lindberg: Hello? Hello? Hello?

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Jean-Baptiste Emanuel Zorg: It's nice to see you again, Father. Father Vito Cornelius: Ah, I remember you now. The so-called art dealer. Zorg: I'm glad you got your memory back. Because you're gonna need it. [directs his men out of his office] Where are the stones? Cornelius: I don't know. And even if I did know, I wouldn't tell somebody like you. Zorg: Why? What's wrong with me? Cornelius: I try to serve life. But you only…seem to want to destroy it. Zorg: Oh, Father, you're so wrong. Let me explain. [closes office door, places an empty glass on desk] Life, which you so nobly serve, comes from destruction, disorder and chaos. Take this empty glass. Here it is, peaceful, serene and boring. But if it is [Pushes glass off table] destroyed… [robot cleaners move to clean broken glass] Look at all these little things. So busy now. Notice how each one is useful. What a lovely ballet ensues, so full of form and color. Now, think about all those people that created them. Technicians, engineers