Cocaine Bear

Millions of dollars worth of cocaine fell from the sky this morning in Knoxville, Tennessee.

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Apex predator... high on cocaine... and you're going towards it?

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The bear, it fucking did cocaine. A BEAR DID COCAINE!

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We have such good luck in nature.

Cocaine Bear, CC BY-SA 4.0

It's like cocaine Christmas.

Cocaine Bear, CC BY-SA 4.0

Henry: Have you ever done cocaine? Sari: What? Why do you ask? Henry: Just wondering if it has long term side effects. For the bear, of course, if it just did a little bit. Sari: Well, it could create habit for the bear. Henry: What if it never wanted to do it again? Sari: Oh, then it should be fine. But Mama and Papa bear would be very angry, because drugs, especially cocaine, are very, very bad. Henry: What if they never find out? Sari: Oh, Henry, we always find out.

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