Quotes

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Ewan McGregor: Claudio, there is no problem between Charley and me, Charley tell him. Charley Boorman:: There's a terrible problem with us - we hate each other.

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These aren't the bikes you're looking for.

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There's no "I" in "team", but as Russ pointed out the other day there is a "me".

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I said, "Eve, I want you to look after my wedding ring while I'm away," and she started to cry and I said, "Eve. Eve, I can't wear my ring or I won't get laid on the trip!"

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Scots: inventors of the modern world. You're welcome.

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Get me out of fucking London!

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Most people bring a coffee [to the end of a dinner party], but he brought a f***ing machine gun! (On Igor, their host, and his dramatic entrance in the Ukraine).

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Oh, I'm sure it'll be fine.