Wednesday

I see the world as a place that must be endured, and my personal philosophy is kill or be killed.

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I’m not sure whose twisted idea it was, to put hundreds of adolescents in underfunded schools, run by people whose dreams were crushed years ago. But I admire the sadism.

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Morticia Addams: That boy's family was going to file attempted murder charges. How would that have looked on your record? Wednesday Addams: Terrible. Everyone would know I failed to get the job done.

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Morticia Addams: Any plans you have of running away end right now, I've alerted all family members to contact me the minute you darken their doorstep, you have no where to go. Wednesday Addams: As usual, you underestimate me mother, I will escape this educational penitentiary and you will never hear from me again. Morticia Addams: You're a brilliant girl Wednesday, but sometimes you get in your own way, I'm sure you'll grow to love Nevermore and find it as life-changing as I did, oh I got you a little something, "W" "M" our initials, it's made off obsidian, which Aztec priests used to conjure visions, it's a symbol of our connection. Wednesday Addams: Which one of your spirits suggested this toe-curling tchotchke? I’m not you, Mother. I will never fall in love, or be a housewife, or have a family. Morticia Addams: I’m told girls your age say hurtful things, and I shouldn’t take it to heart. Wednesday Addams: Fortunately, you don’t have one. Morticia Addams: Finally, a kind word for you

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Wednesday Addams: Turn that off. This is your final warning. Enid Sinclair: Don't mess with me! This kitty's got claws and I'm not afraid to use them.

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Marilyn Thornhill: I see Enid's been giving you the Nevermore welcome. Wednesday Addams: She's been smothering me with kindness; I plan on returning the favor...in her sleep.

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