Celebrity

TV Reporter at Premiere: What's your next project? Dalton Freed: Birth of a Nation, an all-black version.

Celebrity (1998 film), CC BY-SA 4.0

Bonnie: Apparently his first two books... Lee: They were obliterated. I got the 3 esses: self-indulgent, sophomoric, solipsistic...

Celebrity (1998 film), CC BY-SA 4.0

Tony: Oh, and getting out of the elevator I see there's a famous critic. Robin: Him, I recognize. Tony: Oh, he used to hate every movie. Then, he married a young, big-bosomed woman, and now he loves every movie.

Celebrity (1998 film), CC BY-SA 4.0

Father Gladden's Fan on Porch: Did you agree with the Beatles, years ago, at the height of their fame, that they were bigger stars than Jesus? Father Gladden: The world population was much less then.

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Supermodel: You're not afraid of catching germs? And you know, I'm coming down with a cold and everything... Lee: From you I'd be willing to catch terminal cancer.

Celebrity (1998 film), CC BY-SA 4.0

Waiting Room Nurse: I'm sorry, the doctor just doesn't do penis enlargements. We don't have the space. Waiting Room Patient: We're talking about 3 inches here!

Celebrity (1998 film), CC BY-SA 4.0