Stuart Little

Boat Race Announcer: It's time to get those boats in the water and grab your remote. Salesman: Well, I'm sure we can find something to suit your particular need. Here we have Barbados Ben. Chef Ben. Lumberjack Ben. And, of course, Gladiator Ben. Detective Sherman: Okay. Very good. Mr. and Mrs. Little, you'll have to come downtown. Detective Allen: Kicks. Race Spectator: Who is that mouse anyway? Dr. Beechwood: Well, a lad that size swallowing all that detergent. Amazingly, I think he's going to be fine. Anton: George, what did you do? Get that out of a cereal box? I'm glad you're here, George. Someone's gotta finish last.

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George: It's today! It's today! It's today! It's today! It's today! It's today! It's today! Eleanor: It's always today, George. George: I mean, this is the day. Eleanor: That's right. George: Can't I come? Frederick: You have to go to school, George. George: Will he be here when I get home? Eleanor: I think so. George: I'll play ball with him. I'll wrestle with him. I'll teach him how to spit. Eleanor: It's gonna be so much fun. Frederick: For all of us. George: How will you know if you pick the right one? Frederick: Uh-- Eleanor: I don't know. We'll... George: You'll just know. Eleanor: Bye, sweetie. George: Remember, I want a little brother, not a big brother. Mrs. Keeper: We've been through your paperwork, and it seems to be in order. Adoption isn't for everyone, but you seem like people with plenty of love to share. So how are you feeling? Eleanor: Goodness, we're... Frederick: Tingling... Eleanor: ...with anticipation. Mrs. Keeper: Recess. Time for you to meet them. Feel free to w

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Orphan: Nice move, Red. Eleanor: Oh, Frederick, look at them. How could we possibly...? Frederick: Choose? I know. Eleanor: They all seem so... Frederick: Wonderful. Stuart: You know what's wonderful? What's wonderful is how you both know what the other one is gonna say, before you even say it. Not that it's any of my business. Frederick: Yes, that happens when you've been together as long as we have. Eleanor: From being a family. Stuart: Family. Wow. Well, for a family, you've certainly come to the right place. I think we can find just what you're looking for. If you want a girl, Susan can read French. And Edith over there can tap dance while blowing bubbles. Or maybe you wanted a boy. Frederick: Actually, I think we were leaning towards a boy. Stuart: Well, in that case, Benny can do handstands. Andy can run 100 yards faster than you can say, Ready, set, go. Eleanor: You certainly know a lot about everyone, don't you? Stuart: That's what happens when you've been here as long as I hav

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Frederick: Well, Stuart, here we are, the family home. Eleanor: They say every Little can find this house. Frederick: Even if they've never been here before. Eleanor: It's just something inside them. Stuart: Something inside. Frederick: So would you like a tour? Stuart: I don't have any money. Eleanor: That's Uncle Crenshaw, Cousin Edgar, Grandpa Spencer. That's Aunt Beatrice and that's George, your brother. Stuart: Look, he's already happy to see me. Frederick: [after introducing Stuart to the other Littles] Well, that's just about everyone, except for- Eleanor: [to Snowbell, angrily] Snowbell! Drop him right now! Frederick: [to Snowbell, angrily] You spit Stuart out this instant, Snowbell! Spit him right out! Eleanor: [to Stuart] Stuart? Are you alright? Stuart: Wait! [Mr. Little picks up Snowbell, as Stuart checks his tail, which is in one piece, and sighs in relief] I'm fine. Frederick: [sternly to Snowbell] You must never harm Stuart. Do you understand? Eleanor: Never, or out you'

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Eleanor: Your new bedroom. Frederick: We hope you like it. Stuart: Sure is roomy. Good night, Mom. Good night, Dad. Frederick: Good night, son. Eleanor: Good night, sweetie. Stuart: [nervously] Nice kitty. Nice kitty, pretty kitty. Snowball: Are you cosy? Stuart: Yes... thanks, I'm quite comfortable-- Snowbell: [angrily] Cause all I've got to sleep on is a rag in the corner, you little rat! Stuart: You seem tense... Snowbell: Tense? Oh, I'm... I'm way past tense! Stuart: Well, maybe I can help? [gets up and approaches him] What do you like? Can I... can I scratch your ears? I could rub your tummy. Snowbell: How'd you like to rub it from the inside, mouse boy? Stuart: [taken aback] Sorry, I-- I'm a little confused. I thought that's what you do with a pet. Snowbell: [outraged] A PET?! I am not your pet! I'm a cat, you're a mouse! You should be living in a hole! This is my family. Stuart: Can't we share 'em? Snowbell: Read my furry pink lips: no! [heading for the window] I can't believe t

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Eleanor: George? Time to get up. George: Okay, Mom. Eleanor: Stuart, you too. Stuart: Okay, Mom. Eleanor: George, I'm trying to get the laundry started. George: OK! Eleanor: In the laundry chute, please! George: OK! Eleanor: Thank you. Stuart: Oh, dear. Mom! Hello! Mom! It's Stuart! I'm in the washing machine. Mom! Hello, Mom! Where are you going? Eleanor: Hmm. That's odd. Frederick: What is? Eleanor: I thought someone was at the door. Frederick: You look beautiful, dear. Eleanor: Honey, should we talk to George before you go? Frederick: About what? Eleanor: About Stuart. He hasn't exactly embraced the situation. Stuart: Snowbell! Thank goodness you're here. I'm locked in the washer! Can you help me? Can you turn this thing off? Snowbell: Why would I turn it off? It's my favorite show. Stuart: That's funny. That's funny, Snowbell. Snowbell, you can't leave me! Snowbell: Talk to the butt. Stuart: Where are you going? Snowbell: I've gotta stare at traffic, yawn, lick myself. And believe

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