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Zack: Come on Jessie, there's lots of guys taller than you. Jessie: Name one. Zack: Kareem Abdul-Jabbar? Zack: Jessie, I'm in big trouble. Jessie: What did you do, sell your parents' house again? Danny: Jessie, would you like to be my dance partner in the contest? Jessie: (Standing up) I'd love to...(Seeing how short Danny is) but I don't believe in dance contests. Screech: (To the doll he was dancing with after being turned down by Lisa) It's all your fault, I told you to let me lead! Casey Kasem: C'mon, everybody, let's do the... the.. the Sprain!

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Kelly: What happened to you? Lisa: I kicked the TV and sprained my ankle. Jessie: Why? Lisa: I was watching the new Revlon commercial and they discontinued my nail polish.

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Zack: This looks like a job for…Zack-man. Lisa: You think I went overboard? Zack: Like the crew of the Titanic. Zack: The moral of the story, gang? Well, it's simple: (Zack shows a credit card with the name Lisa on it) The Lisa Card, don't leave home WITH it. Zack: Screech even sold his body to science. Jessie: Yeah, they gave him twenty dollars to take it back. Zack: We only made $53 selling Lisa's clothes. So, she had to do the most humiliating, insulting, degrading thing possible for her - get a job. Customer: Miss, this isn't what I ordered. You were supposed to toast my buns! Lisa: You want toasted buns? Go sit on a microwave! Lisa: I'm sorry, Max. Max: That's okay. It's only the third tray you've dropped. Don't worry about it. Zack: How's she doing? Let me put it another way: If Lisa were a car, she'd be recalled.

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Slater: I'm confused, sir. You know, maybe I'm just trying too hard to get girls to like me. Mr. Belding: Hey, now I can identify with that. This may come as a surprise to you, but when I was your age, I wasn't... well, you know... the hunk I am now! Slater: I can't believe this, sir! No, I thought you were Stud City! Mr. Belding: Everybody thinks that! Zack: ... Kelly got B's, and her parents got her ice cream. (looks at report card) I haven't figured out WHAT to buy my parents yet.

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Zack: A bad day at Bayside and not a vacation in sight. Now is time for midterms and the worst of them all is history with... Lisa: Zack Morris, do not mention that man's name! Zack: Oh you mean Terrible...UMPH! Lisa: Here, have a donut. Have some more...no wait, I need the rest!

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Mr. Testaverde: Where's the flood? Mr. Belding: George?! What are you doing here? Mr. Testaverde: Well, my loyalty to the school wouldn't let me stay home in time of crisis. Besides, plumbing is my hobby. Where's the flood? Mr. Belding: Flood? What flood?? And what happened to your laryngitis?! Mr. Testaverde: Laryngitis? I don't have laryngitis! And what are you doing here? Mr. Belding: I'm giving your midterm, see? Mr. Testaverde: These are not the questions to my midterm. Mr Belding: These are the questions you called me with. Mr. Testaverde: Richard, you called me. Mr. Belding: No George, you called me. Mr. Testaverde: Wait a minute, you called me George. You always call me George. The person who phoned me called me Mr Testevarde. Mr. Belding: The person who phoned me called me Mr. Belding. But what kind of devious creature would make two fake phone calls? Mr. Belding: Zack can't come to the phone right now. He's on his way to pick up his season tickets to detention. If you'd like

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