We don't say to women, "what do you mean you had a three way with two girls and a guy and you ate her pussy a little bit. You must be a lesbian." But we say to guys, "you mean you [touched a dick]. You must be a…
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The butt is not a magical place that only gay people can visit, like a leather bar or the Liberace Museum.
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But just because we're conditioned to view some things as disgusting and immoral doesn't mean that some things aren't, in actual point of fact, disgusting and immoral. Human sacrifice, for instance. Or cannibalism. Or…
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Seattle sucks. New York and Chicago are real cities. Seattle is Dubuque, Iowa, putting on airs. People here think Seattle is Paris... it ain't. I've been to Paris, and this place isn't Paris.
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Despite what Pope Benedict would have us believe, sex without love can be fucking amazing.
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One man's piss-soaked sadomasochistic orgy is another man's poetic ecstasy.
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Nationalities: United States
Languages: English
Years active: 1991–
Education: Archbishop Quigley Preparatory Seminary, UIUC College of Media, University of Illinois Urbana-Champaign

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