Art Buchwald

Award won Role or nomination

1. 1925 age 0

   Born

2. 1967 age 42

   CreditPlaytimescreenwriter

3. 2007 age 81

   Died

• FVFrançois Viaur1 title
• LPLaure Paillette1 title
• MBMadeleine Bouchez1 title
• YBYves Barsacq1 title
• MFMichel Francini1 title
• RKReinhard Kolldehoff1 title
• AFAlice Field1 title
• ABAndré Badin1 title
• JTJacques Tati1 title
• BKBilly Kearns1 title

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  Photo:Anonymous Unknown author / LehtikuvaPublic domain

• I always wanted to get into politics, but I was never light enough to make the team.

  Art Buchwald, CC BY-SA 4.0

• I like champagne—because it always tastes like my foot's asleep.

  Art Buchwald, CC BY-SA 4.0

• A bad liver is to a Frenchman what a nervous breakdown is to an American. Everyone has had one and everyone wants to talk about it.

  Art Buchwald, CC BY-SA 4.0

• The powder is mixed with water and tastes exactly like powder mixed with water.

  Art Buchwald, CC BY-SA 4.0

• Every time you think television has hit its lowest ebb, a new...program comes along to make you wonder where you thought the ebb was.

  Art Buchwald, CC BY-SA 4.0

• People are broad-minded. They'll accept the fact that a person can be an alcoholic, a dope fiend, a wife beater and even a newspaperman, but if a man doesn't drive, there's something wrong with him.

  Art Buchwald, CC BY-SA 4.0