Neil Simon

Award won Role or nomination

1. 1927 age 0

   Born

2. 1976 age 49

   CreditMurder by Deathscreenwriter

3. 1977 age 50

   CreditThe Goodbye Girlscreenwriter

4. 2007 age 80

   CreditThe Heartbreak Kidscreenwriter

5. 2018 age 91

   Died

• ARAnn Roth2 titles
• RSRay Stark2 titles
• DGDave Grusin2 titles
• DWDavid M. Walsh2 titles
• DNDean Norris1 title
• MSMaggie Smith1 title
• AGAlec Guinness1 title
• PBPowers Boothe1 title
• BSBen Stiller1 title
• PBPaul Benedict1 title

• Spouse

  • EJElaine Joyce
  • MMMarsha Mason

Nothing recorded for: Partner, Parents, Children, Siblings, Influenced by, Studied under, Taught.

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  Photo:New York World-Telegram and the Sun staff photographerPublic domain

• Take care of him. And make him feel important. And if you can do that, you'll have a happy and wonderful marriage…Like two out of every ten couples.

  Neil Simon, CC BY-SA 4.0

• And so she lived ... hopefully ... ever after.

  Neil Simon, CC BY-SA 4.0

• Money brings some happiness. But after a certain point, it just brings more money.

  Neil Simon, CC BY-SA 4.0

• You're welcome to take a bath. You look like the second week of the garbage strike.

  Neil Simon, CC BY-SA 4.0

• If I had to make one comparison, I'd say that when it's five below in New York, it's 78 in Los Angeles, and when it's 110 in New York, it's 78 in Los Angeles; but there are 2,000,000 interesting people in New York–and only 78 in Los Angeles. There may be a hell of a lot more, but it's hard to find them.

  Neil Simon, CC BY-SA 4.0

• People with honorary awards are looked upon with disfavor. Would you let an honorary mechanic fix your brand-new Mercedes?

  Neil Simon, CC BY-SA 4.0